Monday, October 28, 2013

Merry Halloween to you, my good sirs

We struggle a little bit with Halloween in our house. Really, we struggle with most holidays. And by "we" I mean me. I'm not the sort of person who likes big productions, decorations, groups of people, or expectations to act a part. I don't really get excited about costumes (although I admit I'd like to dress my kid up as a Jawa), and I kinda hate getting my picture taken. Perhaps it's the introvert in me. Perhaps it's the contrarian in me. And yeah, I'm a lot of fun at parties.

My wife told me I probably shouldn't include the "bastards" bit in this comic, that I might alienate sensitive readers (along with all her relatives). And if you read my blog much, you know I tend to lean way further towards the sappy than the snarky. But when it comes to the almost universal social expectation that I should love a holiday or tradition, the curmudgeon in me tends to come out full force. If it's any consolation, I promise not to defile Christmas. Not too much, anyway.

Halloween isn't all bad. I mean, after you take away all the dumb commercial stuff, I can definitely appreciate a holiday that celebrates being a little creepy. And if you're the proud parent of a creepy kid, it resonates all the more.

We're still going trick-or-treating this year. I do make a few sacrifices for the happiness of my three-year-old. Last year, my daughter was a pirate, which was mildly fun and subversive:


This year, she wants to be a princess. Here's her actual request, I kid you not: "I want to be a Princess trapped by a Pirate." Sigh. I'm okay with that. Really. As long as she never stops wanting to play in the dirt and build rocket ships, she can be my little princess.

Be safe out there, kids. And be nice to all the little monsters, and pirates, and princesses.

8 comments:

  1. Yay for princesses!! :)

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    1. I knew you'd come out of the woodwork for this one, Elizabeth!

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  2. If it's any consolation to you, I didn't even notice you had written bastards. Out of curiosity, how are you going to fulfill the "trapped by a Pirate" part? :)

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    1. I'll probably have to catch her and sit on her, while shouting "Avast!" intermittently.

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  3. Haha, loved the "You bastards" comment... reminded me of South Park :)
    I love this blog so much! You and your family are hilarious! :) Please keep writing and sharing these lessons that we can all benefit and learn from.

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    1. South Park was on my mind, too, Anonymous. Thanks for the kind words!

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  4. I have MORE respect for you for using bastards. I love it.

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    1. I knew it would please someone. My mom was not that someone.

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