Tuesday, March 12, 2013

The ones you love always taste the best


Fatherhood wouldn't be nearly so fun if I didn't have a creepy kid. As seen on Facebook this week:
Addison (spooning around a little bit of shredded wheat): Oh, poor little guy. 
Me: What's wrong? 
Addison: Little guy misses his mommy and daddy. 
Me (fishing out some bigger ones to put in her spoon): Well, here. Here's a mom. And...here's a dad. 
Addison: Oh, thank you! They are so happy! 
pause. 
Addison: I going to eat you now! Nom nom nom nom!

1 comment:

  1. Ha! Love it. My daughter had a conversation with her favorite stuffed animal, who proceeded to offend her because, though the pet said "thank you" after she let it "walk" past her, it did not 1st say "excuse me." She was really pissed!

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