Fatherhood wouldn't be nearly so fun if I didn't have a creepy kid. As seen on Facebook this week:
Addison (spooning around a little bit of shredded wheat): Oh, poor little guy.
Me: What's wrong?
Addison: Little guy misses his mommy and daddy.
Me (fishing out some bigger ones to put in her spoon): Well, here. Here's a mom. And...here's a dad.
Addison: Oh, thank you! They are so happy!
Addison: I going to eat you now! Nom nom nom nom!