Tuesday, March 12, 2013

The ones you love always taste the best

Fatherhood wouldn't be nearly so fun if I didn't have a creepy kid. As seen on Facebook this week:
Addison (spooning around a little bit of shredded wheat): Oh, poor little guy. 
Me: What's wrong? 
Addison: Little guy misses his mommy and daddy. 
Me (fishing out some bigger ones to put in her spoon): Well, here. Here's a mom. And...here's a dad. 
Addison: Oh, thank you! They are so happy! 
Addison: I going to eat you now! Nom nom nom nom!