What this post really needs is some good ole pirate talk! A couple of "Yarr"s, maybe an "Avast ye matey." But I suppose if it had all that, it would be too much like my blog: http://llcall.wordpress.com/2010/03/11/avast-ye-mateys/
Also, if you break out that kind of language, then I get to call you "wench."
So, I just deleted a comment that looked a lot like spam, but it was funny because it directed to a scar-removal website. What the spammer didn't seem to understand is that you NEVER want to get rid of a sweet pirate scar.