Tee hee. My husband, a Brit, won't even acknowledge holes. There's simply the front bottom and the bottom.
Yeah, it was easier when we just called everything down there the "bum." But Addison has since gotten wise to my oversimplifications.
What's sad is that I felt much the same way...guess I slept through that time in elementary school when they took us all to the cafeteria and explained our bodies.
Nothing like having a kid to teach you things about bodies, and have you worrying about everything that comes out of them.
LOL! At the same time, I would have had no idea what to do if we had had a boy instead of a girl! The opposite sex is just weird. :-D
Not just the opposite one...ALL THE SEX IS WEIRD. My wife won't appreciate me saying so, though.
So thankful I had a boy. Bathroom stops were easy...every tree was one. Some car tires, too...
I see your point, but then you've also got to deal with pee that can hit the ceiling...so maybe it balances out. Thanks for visiting!